btw while I’m still here, no one believes me on this but Body and Mind by girl in red (the first 60-75 seconds) would’ve been a baller bond intro song if bond420 had actually been released in fall 2019, and girl in red was just a BIT bigger as an artist by the time the “if i could make it go quiet” album came out in 2021.

btw while I’m still here, no one believes me on this but Body and Mind by girl in red (the first 60-75 seconds) would’ve been a baller bond intro song if bond420 had actually been released in fall 2019, and girl in red was just a BIT bigger as an artist by the time the “if i could make it go quiet” album came out in 2021.

using tumblr as my diary again which means I’m letting everyone know I’m becoming anna kendrick in pitch perfect in her first year of college, and by that I mean I’m “soundmixing” (playing half of one song followed immediately by another song in the same key and with the same tempo in spotify)

using tumblr as my diary again which means I’m letting everyone know I’m becoming anna kendrick in pitch perfect in her first year of college, and by that I mean I’m “soundmixing” (playing half of one song followed immediately by another song in the same key and with the same tempo in spotify)

spirited-spider:

c-53:

c-53:

c-53:

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

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Incredible Stuff. Based.

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

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Incredible Stuff. Based.

rthko:

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram “Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay.” It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

reparadordp:

What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma’s victims i guess

What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma's victims i guess

btc-official:

on the planet of the…

TREBLE

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DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

on the planet of the…

TREBLE

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DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

onlinebeast:

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

about to show dj crazytimes to my eastern european parents who went clubbing in the 90s

about to show dj crazytimes to my eastern european parents who went clubbing in the 90s

johnnycrass:

5 pm: i really should hang myself

9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram

5 pm: i really should hang myself

9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram

mariamlovesyou:

At least I don’t have a tumblr

At least I don't have a tumblr

Anonymous asked:

so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

lakevida answered:

dont talk to me im counting gravel

elodieunderglass:

beemovieerotica:

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven’t seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka “raptures of the deep

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you’re good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here’s what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they’re not dying, they’re not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he’d told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he’s at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can’t go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

👍

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

mummer:

I do not have the clubber’s temperament. My place is in the sanitorium

I do not have the clubber’s temperament. My place is in the sanitorium

yungrapunxelpart2:

girl who was born in 2089 listening to an ayesha erotica song: i wish i could get fucked in the ass :( i was born in the wrong generation

girl who was born in 2089 listening to an ayesha erotica song: i wish i could get fucked in the ass :( i was born in the wrong generation